About The League

 
 

The Epic Saga of The Force

Prologue: The Birth of Legends

In the year 2003, when flip phones ruled and Tom Brady was still just getting warmed up, twelve men forged a league unlike any other. What began as a simple fantasy football competition soon became something far greater — a brotherhood of rivals, a proving ground of wit, and a theater of triumph and humiliation. They called it The Force. For nearly twenty seasons, it has endured, bound together by eternal glory, crushing defeat, and the solemn vow that no year shall end without laughter, heartbreak, and at least one last-place punishment too humiliating to be spoken aloud.

The League Eternal

In The Force, the draft is no ordinary event. It is a council of war — a live gathering where alliances are forged and betrayed in the span of seconds, where mockery rains down heavier than touchdowns, and where legends of seasons past are invoked to remind all who dare what fate awaits the foolish. At the center of this saga lies the sacred trophy, etched with the names of champions. To claim it is to walk among the immortals. To finish last is to taste eternal shame.

The Twelve Houses of Battle

From across the land, the twelve managers enter the arena each year:

  • Coco’s Locos (Coco): unpredictable, wild, forever a chaos agent.

  • Donkey High (Mike): stubborn, resilient, and occasionally ridiculous.

  • Gem City Swagger (Brandon, the Commissioner): keeper of the rules, wielder of smug authority.

  • King in the North (Mike): stoic, noble, but cursed by icy horrible #1 picks.

  • Mean Machine (Herb): iron-willed, fueled by rage and RedZone highlights.

  • Mojo’s So Dope (Brian): stylish and cunning, surviving on confidence and one lucky flex play.

  • New Guy (Nathan): the eternal outsider, forever new, yet always dangerous.

  • Ruff Ryders (ChadM): relentless, riding hard into battle no matter the odds.

  • Show Me Your TDs (Ryan): cheeky in name, cutthroat in play.

  • Surprise Sacks (Dennis): striking from the shadows, ruining seasons in one upset.

  • The Drive (Brian Whitt): steady, methodical, forever grinding toward the playoffs.

  • The Fantasy Football Team (Jesse): simple in title, deceptive in nature, a wolf in plain clothes.

Each house fights not only for weekly victory, but for the right to etch their name into eternity — and to avoid the walk of shame reserved for those who dare finish last.

The Ongoing War

Every season is another chapter in the endless war. Heroes rise, villains fall, and the scoreboard decides who shall boast and who shall suffer. Rivalries are whispered of but never written, for what happens in The Force is too dark, too hilarious, too scandalous for mortal eyes.

And so the saga continues — year after year, draft after draft. Some will be remembered as champions, their glory shining brighter than the lights of Monday Night Football. Others will be remembered for something far worse: their punishment carved into league history, an eternal reminder that in The Force, there are winners, and there are losers… and both are forever.